Oh Lordeh
rydenarmani:

littletootsierollaliengirl:

These little fruits are holding him down

free him

rydenarmani:

littletootsierollaliengirl:

These little fruits are holding him down

free him

tastefullyoffensive:

[collegehumor]
In the year 2069
Me: slayer
Grandson: goddamnit gramps what the fuck does that even mean
k-lionheart:

tittily:

cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

i don’t even know where to start with this post

k-lionheart:

tittily:

cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

i don’t even know where to start with this post

Goodbye child.

Goodbye child.

justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

telapathetic:

*stays as far away from these people as possible*

telapathetic:

*stays as far away from these people as possible*

So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.
A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)

oneill5491:

The adorable kiss finally in glorious HD.

mountstar:

Types of Matter

sulidaesy:

Please watch this 3 second clip from an actual George Washington documentary.

kobushimaru:

its 2 am

kobushimaru:

its 2 am